Pathetic Losers Watch TV Too!!!!!

Okay, it's Friday night and of course I'm sitting alone all by myself. What really rubs salt into the wounds is the fact that there is absolutely nothing on TV!! I know you're supposed to have dates on Fridays and Saturdays, but come on! There are people out there who can't get dates to save their lives, me being the patron saint to this group. At least give us something to watch so we can forget even for an hour or two just how sad and pathetic our lives are! Come on, throw us a freakin' bone here!