Another Boring Saturday Night

There are three things in life you can count on; death, taxes, and the fact that I won't have a date on Saturday night. In the past I tried to come up with excuses for why I was alone and ways to make it seem like it wasn't a big deal. Things like, "I don't have time for a girlfriend," or other excuses like that. After all these years these excuses are starting to ring a little hollow. I'm now 29, and it's been 4 years since I last had a date. Being a loser sucks.